10.04.05
So the beans are spilt about the Halloweekend's second race, La Calavera, and it's checkpoints. I made it real easy for you kids with the all the google maps and shit. So no one complains about getting lost. Ya'll should know where in the fuck to go. If not check Craig's List.

10.04.05
Peep this. Fucking Nike! Coopting messenger culture to sell their shit. Fucking marketing genius. We should do that. I can't beleive they thought of that before we did. Shit. We are slow on our roll.... I guess this is my punishment for making fun of their Minor Threat ads. Nike and sXe! Fucking marketing genius! I bet the next Nike ad is going to be a fucking testicular cancer patient...

10.04.05
The NYT says it's bad for your boner to ride the wrong seat.

09.29.05
Konnichiwa Bitches! We are back from KyotoLOCO. Sorry to anybody who thought we fell off the face of the earth. We brought home the gold(sprints). Team Bitch Slap slapped the shit out of their completition in a desperate attempt at just finishing led them to first place. TS founder, Brad Baker, dispatched work to three of NYC's most badass, and a crazy fast rookie from Copenhagen: Quinn, Squid, Christian (Copetown) and myself (Alex). I also won goldsprints, the track stand, and was awarded "Fixie King." I thank Sugino, Gan Well Pro, Bag Jack, Gill and Georgia for all their awesome prizes.

NYC repped hard with like 20 people over there. Impartial list: Ranger, Quinn, Squid, Alex, Tak, John, Dave, Jason Chaste (49/16), Andrew "the Snake" Escobedo, Gina, Nona, Omar, Jason (1st OOT?), Brad, Patty, Zach, Izumi and several more whose names escape me. It was awesome.

We had, seriously, the most hospitable couple to stay with. Momo and Kumi, it was very kind of you to put up with our stinkny, drunk, karaoke hogging asses. And to feed us too. You guys are awesome. Thank you.

Finally I thank the people who make this happen every year, Chie, Maeda, Takuya, Handa, Yasuyuki and all the other members of the immense staff of this event.

09.17.05
Ok since we are going to KyotoLOCO we aren't going to be around the shop for the next week or so. Our ever faithful friends, Pete and Araby are going to be watching the shop in our stead. They will be there from 12 noon to 5 p.m. just to sell you stuff. We are not taking any repairs for this week, so don't even try. Konnichiwa Bitches!